http://www.superratmachine.com/2008/07/17/friday-freebies/ Super Rat Machine Works is a precision metalworking shop specializing in BMX components Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:10:47 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 http://www.superratmachine.com/2008/07/17/friday-freebies/comment-page-1/#comment-21405 daniel elliott Sat, 20 Jun 2009 06:39:00 +0000 http://www.superratmachine.com/?p=159#comment-21405 sleep it off for another 24 hours , then start drinking. sleep it off for another 24 hours , then start drinking.

]]> http://www.superratmachine.com/2008/07/17/friday-freebies/comment-page-1/#comment-14266 Rodney Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:48:52 +0000 http://www.superratmachine.com/?p=159#comment-14266 Have sex with a animal and do LSD lasts longer Have sex with a animal and do LSD lasts longer

]]> http://www.superratmachine.com/2008/07/17/friday-freebies/comment-page-1/#comment-14248 Diego Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:45:30 +0000 http://www.superratmachine.com/?p=159#comment-14248 HUEVOS CON f'n CHORIZO ese!! :) HUEVOS CON f’n CHORIZO ese!!

]]> http://www.superratmachine.com/2008/07/17/friday-freebies/comment-page-1/#comment-14241 Silly Boy Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:21:23 +0000 http://www.superratmachine.com/?p=159#comment-14241 My procedure for a hang over goes something like this: Wake up in you room. Notice that the lights are still on and you're still wearing all the clothes you went out in. Look at the last few drops of the evil, evil, evil liquid left in the tequila bottle. That's right, your head hurts. That's right, you're throwing up but nothing is coming out except maybe your insides. You have a few short, blurred memories of going to a cheap restaurant after you'd started drinking the night before. Remember when you went to get a drink, then sat back down at the wrong table and figured you should introduce yourself because you thought you should have good manners when meeting stranger for the first time? Remember falling asleep on someone's shoulder at that same restaurant then suddenly waking up and having a walk to the toilets that was interrupted by a wall putting you on your ass before you could complete journey to ride the porcelain bus? No of course you don't, but your friend that is yelling at you sure does. It is at this point on Monday morning that you can be sure that there is no cure. Some wiseass will say you should have had two glasses of water and two pieces of fruit before you went to bed last night but with how bent you were that just wasn't going to happen, and if you were in a state of mind that made you think that was a good idea you weren't gonna feel half of what you feel at this moment. Another might say lamb kebab will do the trick, but your breath is already so bad your eyes are nearly watering as it is.. You may as well spend your time and energy looking for your keys rather than trying to cure your hangover. You must have used them to get inside last night and you'll need them to get back home after doing shots at your friend's place tonight.. My procedure for a hang over goes something like this:
Wake up in you room. Notice that the lights are still on and you’re still wearing all the clothes you went out in. Look at the last few drops of the evil, evil, evil liquid left in the tequila bottle. That’s right, your head hurts. That’s right, you’re throwing up but nothing is coming out except maybe your insides.
You have a few short, blurred memories of going to a cheap restaurant after you’d started drinking the night before. Remember when you went to get a drink, then sat back down at the wrong table and figured you should introduce yourself because you thought you should have good manners when meeting stranger for the first time? Remember falling asleep on someone’s shoulder at that same restaurant then suddenly waking up and having a walk to the toilets that was interrupted by a wall putting you on your ass before you could complete journey to ride the porcelain bus?
No of course you don’t, but your friend that is yelling at you sure does.
It is at this point on Monday morning that you can be sure that there is no cure. Some wiseass will say you should have had two glasses of water and two pieces of fruit before you went to bed last night but with how bent you were that just wasn’t going to happen, and if you were in a state of mind that made you think that was a good idea you weren’t gonna feel half of what you feel at this moment.
Another might say lamb kebab will do the trick, but your breath is already so bad your eyes are nearly watering as it is..
You may as well spend your time and energy looking for your keys rather than trying to cure your hangover. You must have used them to get inside last night and you’ll need them to get back home after doing shots at your friend’s place tonight..

]]> http://www.superratmachine.com/2008/07/17/friday-freebies/comment-page-1/#comment-14240 daz. Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:48:37 +0000 http://www.superratmachine.com/?p=159#comment-14240 have a wank. then fry up. then some riding. have a wank. then fry up. then some riding.

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