july 1st freebie…
July 25th, 2008 | by Phil | Published in Freebies | 10 Comments
so, i thought the first one went well! this weeks prize, your choice on color (though purple is no longer available) : 
and the question:
if your bike was an animal what would it be and why?
July 25th, 2008at 11:54 am(#)
a hibernating sloth
July 25th, 2008at 3:33 pm(#)
Animal doesn’t make bikes; only components.
July 27th, 2008at 12:48 pm(#)
my bike would be a hippo. it is grey, slow, and doesn’t leave the ground. but most people think it is still kind of cool.
July 29th, 2008at 6:25 am(#)
My bike would be an old dog. The dog you got as a puppy and watched grow up. You gave him water, and fed him and taught him new tricks. When he was younger, he was full of energy, running and jumping. Everyday you took him to the park to play with the other dogs and he ruled. Now that he’s older, he doesn’t get out much and spends most of his time sleeping in the corner. You look at him lying there and remember all the good times you had together and decide to take him outside for some fun. He sees some other dogs playing and tries to join them, but it is a sad sight. He loses his balance, falls over, and simply can’t keep up with them. He gives up, and slowly walks back to you. You see the frustration, and pain in his eyes and sadly realize his time is almost up. Soon, you’ll have to put him down.
July 29th, 2008at 1:24 pm(#)
Mine would be a… Super Rat. For obvious reasons: its super and its a rat, what more do you need!
July 30th, 2008at 1:37 am(#)
Mine would be a liger. It’s half lion and half tiger. It’s pretty much my favorite animal ever.
July 30th, 2008at 9:05 am(#)
my bike would be a badger ,it would badger you till you go ride it plus it would drink all your beer and eat your pizza
July 30th, 2008at 11:57 am(#)
The Jackalope, (Lepus-temperamentalus) is one of the rarest animals in the world. A jack-a-lope is a creature born from a dwarf deer and a jack rabbit. My bike is a combination of many animal and creature parts much like the Lepus-temperamentalus. Some were my own creations with the help of Frankinstine in my work shop. Together we all fit in, together, all play, all cry and laugh together. Were like one big happy Noah’s Arc of a family, but yet one wild animal roaming the Great Plains of dirt, wood and conncrete with antlers to spear in fear, legs to hop and the rest is just bonus items, neck, pads…you understand.
July 30th, 2008at 5:56 pm(#)
My bike is a Mongoose! I’m the biggest snake pussy in the world and mongooses kill snakes. I get freaked out when I go to the zoo and look at the snakes. *uck snakes!!!
August 1st, 2008at 1:17 pm(#)
well, i’m here a couple hours late but no matter… some good ones this week!
and funny ones too! the liger,pretty my my favorite animal ever. and the badger, which will apparently consume your beer! i have to wonder if monroe is from arizona and this is a loose reference to a certain pro bmxer from that area. have you seen pics of that guy lately, definitely looks like he would drink your beer and eat your pizza. have a peek: http://www2.worldpub.net/images/KC-Art-01-big.jpg
since there seemed to be a dark and a light perspective on what the animal version of your bike would be i thought wy not do 2?
so matt a gets one for a quite sad account of where his bike seems to be… and 2-stix for the other end of the spectrum. congrats and thanks.
i just realized that the title of this made no sense whatsoever??? should’ve been august 1 freebie… ohwell i’ll get it right next time. –phil